{"id":1609,"date":"2012-10-16T07:28:42","date_gmt":"2012-10-16T07:28:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/10\/16\/the-irish-999-call\/"},"modified":"2012-10-16T07:28:42","modified_gmt":"2012-10-16T07:28:42","slug":"the-irish-999-call","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/10\/16\/the-irish-999-call\/","title":{"rendered":"THE IRISH 999 CALL"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nAn Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He immediately dials 999.<\/p>\n

\tIrishman: ”It’s my fooken wife! I’ve accidentally shot her, I’ve fooken killed her!”<\/p>\n

\tOperator: ”Please calm down Sir. Can you first make sure she is actually dead!”<\/p>\n

\tclick .. *BANG*
\n\tIrishman: ”Okay, I’ve done that. What next?”<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Stickman on October 16, 2012, 10:40 am<\/p>\n

Classic!!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Dominator on November 13, 2012, 2:53 pm<\/p>\n

ROFL!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Guest on November 13, 2012, 5:59 pm<\/p>\n

DOMINATOR-you and your abbreviations. let me tell you- who ever wrote that joke is a funny pearson. i’m still laughing inside. JAIME. \ud83d\ude42 \ud83d\ude42 \ud83d\ude42 .<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He immediately dials 999. Irishman: ”It’s my fooken wife! I’ve accidentally shot her, I’ve fooken killed her!” Operator: ”Please calm down Sir. Can you first make sure she is…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":36,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1609","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/36"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1609"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1609\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}