{"id":1600,"date":"2012-10-14T20:00:15","date_gmt":"2012-10-14T20:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/10\/14\/an-age-old-question\/"},"modified":"2012-10-14T20:00:15","modified_gmt":"2012-10-14T20:00:15","slug":"an-age-old-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/10\/14\/an-age-old-question\/","title":{"rendered":"An Age-Old Question"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nI mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
\n\tFinally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
\n\tWomen always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
\n\tWell, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
\n\tA year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
\n\tOn the other hand, you will never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
\n\tI rest my case.<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Guest on October 15, 2012, 11:35 am<\/p>\n

stickman, 99 to life for you. JAIME. from sunny puerto rico. \ud83d\ude42 . \ud83d\ude42 . \ud83d\ude42 .<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Guest on October 15, 2012, 7:11 pm<\/p>\n

Very funny. \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> the gman on November 27, 2012, 3:54 am<\/p>\n

see now that is why men were given the right
\n\tto vote first….logic.<\/p>\n

\tgman<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Dice Pilot on November 29, 2012, 5:54 am<\/p>\n

\ud83d\ude06<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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