{"id":1555,"date":"2012-10-08T15:17:02","date_gmt":"2012-10-08T15:17:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/10\/08\/senior-bus-tours\/"},"modified":"2012-10-08T15:17:02","modified_gmt":"2012-10-08T15:17:02","slug":"senior-bus-tours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/10\/08\/senior-bus-tours\/","title":{"rendered":"SENIOR BUS TOURS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nA tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway <br \/>\n\twhen he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him <br \/>\n\ta handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.<\/p>\n<p>\tAfter about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she <br \/>\n\thands him another handful of peanuts.<\/p>\n<p>\tShe repeats this gesture about five more times.<\/p>\n<p>\tWhen she is about to hand him another batch again &#8230;.he asks the <br \/>\n\tlittle old lady, &#8216;Why don&#8217;t you eat the peanuts yourself?&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>\t&#8216;We can&#8217;t chew them because we&#8217;ve no teeth&#8217;, she replied.<\/p>\n<p>\tThe puzzled driver asks, &#8216;Why do you buy them then?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>\tThe old lady replied, &#8216;We just love the chocolate around them.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>\tIt pays to be careful around old people!!!<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Dogleg on October 8, 2012, 11:35 pm<\/p>\n<div>I think I read about that bus wreck in the paper. \ud83d\ude06<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/24"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1555"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1555\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}