{"id":1511,"date":"2012-10-01T14:52:42","date_gmt":"2012-10-01T14:52:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/10\/01\/indians-dont-use-saddles\/"},"modified":"2012-10-01T14:52:42","modified_gmt":"2012-10-01T14:52:42","slug":"indians-dont-use-saddles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/10\/01\/indians-dont-use-saddles\/","title":{"rendered":"INDIANS DON'T USE SADDLES\u200f"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nA woman from New York was
\n\tdriving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.
\n\tAn American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.<\/p>\n

\tShe climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a’ so loud that it echoed from the
\n\tsurrounding hills and canyon walls.<\/p>\n

\tWhen they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final ‘Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!’ and rode off.<\/p>\n

\t"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant.<\/p>\n

\t"Nothing," the woman answered "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms round his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn’t fall off."<\/p>\n

\t"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don’t use saddles."<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> TommyC on October 5, 2012, 2:53 am<\/p>\n

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