\nBeautiful ads indeed! <\/p>\n
\t You can say what you want about Florida , but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north.
\n\t These are actual ads seen in ”The Villages” Florida newspaper.
\n\t Who says seniors don’t have a sense of humor?<\/p>\n
\t—————————————————-
\n\t FOXY LADY:
\n\t Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
\n\t 80’s, slim, 5’4′ (used to be 5’6′),
\n\t Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
\n\t Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
\n\t —————————————————-<\/p>\n
\tLONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
\n\t Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
\n\t Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness,
\n\t Fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.<\/p>\n
\t—————————————————-<\/p>\n
\tSERENITY NOW:
\n\t I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
\n\t Meditation. If you are the silent type, let’s get together,
\n\t Take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
\n\t —————————————————-<\/p>\n
\tWINNING SMILE:
\n\t Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flossier
\n\t To share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
\n\t —————————————————-<\/p>\n
\tBEATLES OR STONES?
\n\t I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on
\n\t Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
\n\t If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,
\n\t let’s get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
\n\t —————————————————-<\/p>\n
\tMEMORIES:
\n\t I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
\n\t If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads
\n\t Together.<\/p>\n
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\n\t My favorite \u2026<\/p>\n
\tMINT CONDITION:<\/p>\n
\tMale, 1932 model , high mileage, good condition, some hair,
\n\t Many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
\n\t Isn’t in running condition, but walks well! <\/p>\n
\tGoddess \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n
Posted by:<\/strong> ACPA on September 29, 2012, 5:45 pm<\/p>\n \tNoah<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on September 30, 2012, 11:32 am<\/p>\n \tAlligator Rose and Doc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Beautiful ads indeed! You can say what you want about Florida , but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north. These are actual ads seen in ”The Villages” Florida newspaper. Who says seniors don’t have a sense of…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1500"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1500\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}