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\nA woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ….<\/p>\n

\tDoctor: "What happened?"<\/p>\n

\tWoman: "Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."<\/p>\n

\tDoctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don’t swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."<\/p>\n

\tTwo weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.<\/p>\n

\tWoman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn’t touch me!"<\/p>\n

\tDoctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"<\/p>\n

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