{"id":1265,"date":"2012-08-25T18:34:37","date_gmt":"2012-08-25T18:34:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/08\/25\/the-princess-and-the-frog\/"},"modified":"2012-08-25T18:34:37","modified_gmt":"2012-08-25T18:34:37","slug":"the-princess-and-the-frog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/08\/25\/the-princess-and-the-frog\/","title":{"rendered":"The Princess and the Frog"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nOnce upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured
\n\t princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said
\n\t to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an
\n\t evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will
\n\t turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into
\n\t the castle with my mom, and you can prepare my meals,
\n\t clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy
\n\t doing so."<\/p>\n

\t That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she
\n\t kept laughing and saying, "I don’t think so."<\/p>\n

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