{"id":1261,"date":"2012-08-25T00:01:48","date_gmt":"2012-08-25T00:01:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/08\/25\/ama-opines-the-heath-care-package\/"},"modified":"2012-08-25T00:01:48","modified_gmt":"2012-08-25T00:01:48","slug":"ama-opines-the-heath-care-package","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/08\/25\/ama-opines-the-heath-care-package\/","title":{"rendered":"AMA opines the heath care package"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nThe American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama’s new health care package. <\/p>\n

\tThe Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. <\/p>\n

\tThe Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. <\/p>\n

\tMeanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. <\/p>\n

\tPathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!" <\/p>\n

\tThe Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. <\/p>\n

\tSurgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. <\/p>\n

\tThe Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter". <\/p>\n

\tThe Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the entire plan.<\/p>\n

\tAnesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no. <\/p>\n

\tIn the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a$$holes in Washington.<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> sevenout on August 25, 2012, 3:20 pm<\/p>\n

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