{"id":121,"date":"2012-01-10T04:01:34","date_gmt":"2012-01-10T04:01:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/01\/10\/the-deep-voice\/"},"modified":"2012-01-10T04:01:34","modified_gmt":"2012-01-10T04:01:34","slug":"the-deep-voice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/01\/10\/the-deep-voice\/","title":{"rendered":"The Deep Voice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nA man walks along a lonely beach.  Suddenly he hears a deep voice:  DIG!  <\/p>\n<p>\tHe looks around, nobody&#8217;s there.  Am I having hallucinations, he wonders?  <\/p>\n<p>\tThen he hears the voice again:  I SAID, DIG!  <\/p>\n<p>\tHe digs in the sand with his bare hands, and after just a few inches, he finds a small chest with a rusty lock.  <\/p>\n<p>\tThe deep voice says: OPEN!  Okay, the man thinks, let&#8217;s open the thing!  <\/p>\n<p>\tHe quickly finds a rock, with which to break open the lock.<\/p>\n<p>\tWhen the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins.  The deep voice says:  TO THE CASINO!  <\/p>\n<p>\tWell the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest and walks to the casino.  The deep voice says:  ROULETTE!<\/p>\n<p>\tSo he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens, and goes to one of the tables, where the players gaze at him with disbelief.<\/p>\n<p>\tThe deep voice says: 27!  He takes the whole pile of roulette tokens, and drops it at the <strong>27<\/strong>. <\/p>\n<p>\tThe table nearly bursts, from the weight of all the casino roulette tokens wagered by the man, all on <strong>27<\/strong>. <\/p>\n<p>\tEverybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball.  The ball stops at the <strong>26<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>\tThe deep voice says:<\/p>\n<p>\t<strong><span style=\"color: #FF0000\">SHIT<\/span>!<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<p>No replies were posted for this topic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG! He looks around, nobody&#8217;s there. Am I having hallucinations, he wonders? Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG! He digs in the sand with&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=121"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}