{"id":1168,"date":"2012-08-11T16:11:55","date_gmt":"2012-08-11T16:11:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/08\/11\/i-had-a-problem-with-my-2011-tax-return\/"},"modified":"2012-08-11T16:11:55","modified_gmt":"2012-08-11T16:11:55","slug":"i-had-a-problem-with-my-2011-tax-return","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/08\/11\/i-had-a-problem-with-my-2011-tax-return\/","title":{"rendered":"I had a problem with my 2011 tax return!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nI just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!<\/p>\n<p>\tThey are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: &quot;List all dependents?&quot;<br \/>\n\tI replied:<\/p>\n<p>\t12 million illegal immigrants;<br \/>\n\t3 million crack heads;<br \/>\n\t42 million unemployed people on food stamps,<br \/>\n\t2 million people in over 243 prisons;<br \/>\n\tHalf of Mexico;<br \/>\n\t535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.<br \/>\n\tand 1 useless President.\u201d<br \/>\n\tEvidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.<br \/>\n\tI KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on August 12, 2012, 7:31 pm<\/p>\n<div>Loved it.<\/p>\n<p>\tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Guest on August 15, 2012, 10:19 am<\/p>\n<div>\ud83d\ude06  \ud83d\ude06  \ud83d\ude06<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> TommyC on August 16, 2012, 4:32 pm<\/p>\n<div>funny , but too true<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: &quot;List all dependents?&quot; I replied: 12&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1168"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1168\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}