{"id":1164,"date":"2012-08-11T00:42:25","date_gmt":"2012-08-11T00:42:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/08\/11\/this-is-too-true-to-be-funny\/"},"modified":"2012-08-11T00:42:25","modified_gmt":"2012-08-11T00:42:25","slug":"this-is-too-true-to-be-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/08\/11\/this-is-too-true-to-be-funny\/","title":{"rendered":"This is too true to be funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nThe next time you hear a politician use the<br \/>\n\tWord &#8216;billion&#8217; in a casual manner, think about<br \/>\n\twhether you want the &#8216;politicians&#8217; spending<br \/>\n\tYOUR tax money.<\/p>\n<p>\tA billion is a difficult number to comprehend,<br \/>\n\tBut one advertising agency did a good job of<br \/>\n\tPutting that figure into some perspective in<br \/>\n\tOne of its releases.<\/p>\n<p>\tA.<br \/>\n\tA billion seconds ago it was 1959.<\/p>\n<p>\tB.<br \/>\n\tA billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.<\/p>\n<p>\tC.<br \/>\n\tA billion hours ago our ancestors were<br \/>\n\tliving in the Stone Age.<\/p>\n<p>\tD.<br \/>\n\tA billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.<\/p>\n<p>\tE.<br \/>\n\tA billion dollars ago was only<br \/>\n\t8 hours and 20 minutes,<br \/>\n\tat the rate our government<br \/>\n\tis spending it.<\/p>\n<p>\n\tBuilding Permit Tax<br \/>\n\tCDL License Tax<br \/>\n\tCigarette Tax<br \/>\n\tCorporate Income Tax<br \/>\n\tDog License Tax<br \/>\n\tFederal Income Tax (Fed)<br \/>\n\tFederal Unemployment Tax (FU TA)<br \/>\n\tFishing License Tax<br \/>\n\tFood License Tax<br \/>\n\tFuel Permit Tax<br \/>\n\tGasoline Tax<br \/>\n\tHunting License Tax<br \/>\n\tInheritance Tax<br \/>\n\tInventory Tax<br \/>\n\tIRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)<br \/>\n\tIRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)<br \/>\n\tLiquor Tax<br \/>\n\tLuxury Tax<br \/>\n\tMarriage License Tax<br \/>\n\tMedicare Tax<br \/>\n\tProperty Tax<br \/>\n\tReal Estate Tax<br \/>\n\tService charge Taxes<br \/>\n\tSocial Security Tax<br \/>\n\tRoad Usage Tax (Truckers)<br \/>\n\tSales Taxes<br \/>\n\tRecreational Vehicle Tax<br \/>\n\tSchool Tax <br \/>\n\tState Income Tax <br \/>\n\tState Unemployment Tax (SUTA)<br \/>\n\tTelephone Federal Excise Tax<br \/>\n\tTelephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax<br \/>\n\tTelephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax<br \/>\n\tTelephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax<br \/>\n\tTelephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax <br \/>\n\tTelephone State and Local Tax<br \/>\n\tTelephone Usage ChargeTax<br \/>\n\tUtility Tax<br \/>\n\tVehicle License Registration Tax<br \/>\n\tVehicle Sales Tax<br \/>\n\tWatercraft Registration Tax<br \/>\n\tWell Permit Tax<br \/>\n\tWorkers Compensation Tax<br \/>\n\t(And to think, we left British Rule to avoid so many taxes)<\/p>\n<p>\n\tNot one of these taxes existed 100 years ago&#8230;<br \/>\n\tAnd our nation was the most prosperous in the world.<\/p>\n<p>\tWe had absolutely no national debt&#8230;<br \/>\n\tWe had the largest middle class in the world&#8230;<br \/>\n\tAnd Mom stayed home to raise the kids.<\/p>\n<p>\tWhat happened?<\/p>\n<p>\tCan you spell<\/p>\n<p>\t&#8216;politicians&#8217;!<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> CC Roller on August 11, 2012, 4:18 pm<\/p>\n<div>ACPA<\/p>\n<p>\tHow true. We in Canada have most of the same taxes (May be a different name) but also no Provincial sales taxes but we do have HST ( Harmonized Sales Tax) . The HST differs for province to province but in Ontario it is 13% (ie 5% federal and 8% Provincial).   Any the says no sales tax  LOL<\/p>\n<p>\tAnd we have been our own country for 145 years.<\/p>\n<p>\tYes Politicians&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>\tCC Roller<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The next time you hear a politician use the Word &#8216;billion&#8217; in a casual manner, think about whether you want the &#8216;politicians&#8217; spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, But one advertising agency did a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-world-we-live-in"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1164\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}