{"id":1136,"date":"2012-08-05T14:26:26","date_gmt":"2012-08-05T14:26:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/08\/05\/republican-national-convention-schedule\/"},"modified":"2012-08-05T14:26:26","modified_gmt":"2012-08-05T14:26:26","slug":"republican-national-convention-schedule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/08\/05\/republican-national-convention-schedule\/","title":{"rendered":"Republican National Convention Schedule"},"content":{"rendered":"


\n4 :00 – Twenty one hundred gun salute
\n\t4:15 – Clean up of bodies hit by the real bullets that were fired
\n\t4:30 – Moment of prayer for gays and lesbians who are going straight to hell when they die
\n\t4:45 – Food break brought to you by Chick-fil-A
\n\t5:00 – Documentary on why it is okay to strap a gay to a truck in Texas and drag him to death
\n\t5:15 – All blacks will be stopped and frisked
\n\t5:30 – Anyone making less than 75K will be asked to leave the convention
\n\t5:45 – Entertainment by the Neo-Nazi Marching Band
\n\t5:15 – Search for Jews to be thrown out of convention
\n\t6:30 – A Singing of Our National Anthem with another 21 gun salute
\n\t6:45 – Clean up of bodies hit by bullets during 21 gun salute
\n\t7:00 – Guest speaker George W. Bush
\n\t7:30 – Wake up call for all who fell asleep during Bush’s speech
\n\t7:45 – Sarah Palin on "Why it’s not okay for your daughter to get pregnant outside of marriage but it is okay for my daughter."
\n\t8:00 – John McCain in an arm lifting exercise
\n\t8:15 – Call for death penalty for anyone on Food Stamps
\n\t8:30 – Hand vote on whether we should go back to the Jim Crow laws
\n\t8:45 – Dick Cheney speech, "My daughter is gay – that bitch!"
\n\t9:00 – Why we should torture everyone at Gitmo
\n\t9:15 – Mrs. Romney riding her horse on stage and waving
\n\t9:30 – Release of illegal immigrants onto the stage to be shot by a third 21 gun salute
\n\t10:00 – Introduction of Mitt Romney as he steps over the bodies of illegal immigrants
\n\t10:05 – Mitt Romney says, "Fuck anyone who wants to see my taxes!"
\n\t10:30 – Mitt Romney nominated unanimously<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Guest on August 5, 2012, 4:33 pm<\/p>\n

I loved this but it wasn’t funny because it is the truth. This is one of our political parties. How sad isn’t it?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Stephen C on August 5, 2012, 11:05 pm<\/p>\n

I hope you two Idiots are going to be on-stage for all of the 21 gun salutes. Better chance of getting you cured of your Liberal malady.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Guest on August 6, 2012, 7:32 am<\/p>\n

\ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06 <\/p>\n

\tAAAHH Crap. she’s back<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Guest on August 6, 2012, 3:29 pm<\/p>\n

The Democtratic convention one was funny, Most of this was not. But good try.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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