{"id":1121,"date":"2012-08-03T14:52:38","date_gmt":"2012-08-03T14:52:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/08\/03\/she-doesnt-understand\/"},"modified":"2012-08-03T14:52:38","modified_gmt":"2012-08-03T14:52:38","slug":"she-doesnt-understand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/08\/03\/she-doesnt-understand\/","title":{"rendered":"She doesn&#039;t understand"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nWhen I received this it was entitled <strong><u>HE<\/u><\/strong> doesn&#8217;t understand.  I changed the title to what I think is more appropriate.<\/p>\n<p>\tMy wife left a note on the fridge&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t&quot;It&#8217;s not working!! I can&#8217;t take it anymore; I&#8217;ve gone to stay at my Moms!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tI opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was still cold&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\tWhat the hell is she talking about?!!<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<p>No replies were posted for this topic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I received this it was entitled HE doesn&#8217;t understand. I changed the title to what I think is more appropriate. My wife left a note on the fridge&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &quot;It&#8217;s not working!! I can&#8217;t take it anymore; I&#8217;ve gone to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1121"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1121\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}