{"id":10245,"date":"2020-12-18T12:24:32","date_gmt":"2020-12-18T12:24:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2020\/12\/18\/four-husbands\/"},"modified":"2020-12-18T12:24:32","modified_gmt":"2020-12-18T12:24:32","slug":"four-husbands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2020\/12\/18\/four-husbands\/","title":{"rendered":"Four Husbands"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><\/p>\n<div class=\"kvgmc6g5 cxmmr5t8 oygrvhab hcukyx3x c1et5uql ii04i59q\">\n<div dir=\"auto\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/scontent.fftk1-1.fna.fbcdn.net\/v\/t1.0-9\/83246750_842931802798017_115914303961300992_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&amp;ccb=2&amp;_nc_sid=8bfeb9&amp;_nc_ohc=HRyPQhB05W4AX-dxOP_&amp;_nc_ht=scontent.fftk1-1.fna&amp;oh=1f1d2248f09db85ad89592a54c05de4c&amp;oe=60024477\" alt=\"Image may contain: 1 person, smiling\" \/><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband&#8217;s occupation. &#8220;He&#8217;s a funeral director,&#8221; she answered.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"o9v6fnle cxmmr5t8 oygrvhab hcukyx3x c1et5uql ii04i59q\">\n<div dir=\"auto\">&#8220;Interesting,&#8221; the newsman thought.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"o9v6fnle cxmmr5t8 oygrvhab hcukyx3x c1et5uql ii04i59q\">\n<div dir=\"auto\">He then asked her if she wouldn&#8217;t mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20&#8217;s, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40&#8217;s, and a preacher when in her 60&#8217;s, and now &#8211; in her 80&#8217;s &#8211; a funeral director.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"o9v6fnle cxmmr5t8 oygrvhab hcukyx3x c1et5uql ii04i59q\">\n<div dir=\"auto\">The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"o9v6fnle cxmmr5t8 oygrvhab hcukyx3x c1et5uql ii04i59q\">\n<div dir=\"auto\">(Wait for it)<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"o9v6fnle cxmmr5t8 oygrvhab hcukyx3x c1et5uql ii04i59q\">\n<div dir=\"auto\">She smiled and explained,<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"o9v6fnle cxmmr5t8 oygrvhab hcukyx3x c1et5uql ii04i59q\">\n<div dir=\"auto\">&#8220;I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.&#8221;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Dominator on December 18, 2020, 3:58 pm<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>LOL!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>That is great!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Dom<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> CC Roller on October 7, 2021, 10:54 pm<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Love it<\/p>\n<p>CC Roller<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. 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