{"id":10175,"date":"2020-03-26T15:07:11","date_gmt":"2020-03-26T15:07:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2020\/03\/26\/bank-loan\/"},"modified":"2020-03-26T15:07:11","modified_gmt":"2020-03-26T15:07:11","slug":"bank-loan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2020\/03\/26\/bank-loan\/","title":{"rendered":"Bank Loan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><\/p>\n<p>A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.<br \/>&#8220;Miss Whack, I&#8217;d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.&#8221;<br \/>Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it&#8217;s okay, he knows the bank manager.<br \/>Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.<br \/>The frog says, &#8220;Sure. I have this,&#8221; and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.<br \/>Very confused, Patty explains that she&#8217;ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.<br \/>She finds the manager and says, &#8220;There&#8217;s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.&#8221; She holds up the tiny pink elephant. &#8220;I mean, what in the world is this?&#8221;<br \/>(You&#8217;re gonna love this.)<br \/>The bank manager looks back at her and says, &#8220;It&#8217;s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man&#8217;s a Rolling Stone.&#8221;<br \/>(You sang it, didn&#8217;t you? Yeah, I know you did.)<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on March 29, 2020, 8:51 pm<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Only a mature couple like Rose and Doc would appreciate this.\u00a0 A little something from our past so many years ago.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Dominator on March 31, 2020, 9:17 pm<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>LOL &#8211; love it!<\/p>\n<p>I laughed!<\/p>\n<p>Dom<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> HardNine on April 18, 2020, 3:03 pm<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Admit to at least half singing it!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.&#8220;Miss Whack, I&#8217;d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.&#8221;Patty looks at the frog in disbelief&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":208,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/208"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10175"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10175\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}