{"id":1013,"date":"2012-07-16T08:04:23","date_gmt":"2012-07-16T08:04:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/07\/16\/i-teach-craps\/"},"modified":"2012-07-16T08:04:23","modified_gmt":"2012-07-16T08:04:23","slug":"i-teach-craps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/07\/16\/i-teach-craps\/","title":{"rendered":"I teach craps!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nHeading for Laughflin Saturday so thought i would hit the tables tonight for a tune up <br \/>\n\tand confidence builder.<\/p>\n<p>\tStop at tub i like and it was empty..<br \/>\n\tFirst two rolls were money makers and started the 3 roll and some place in <br \/>\n\tthere i had three 8&#8217;s in a row. there was a guy watching and he took $800<br \/>\n\tout and threw it in the middle of the table&#8230; This took awhile because he was not<br \/>\n\tsure of the count, got settled and announced $10 on all the hard ways, $1<br \/>\n\ton each player countrol.<\/p>\n<p>\tThey dont allow that here and dealer had no idea what he was talking about<br \/>\n\tso he placed $1 next to each hardways&#8230; guy got upset and said no&#8230;. player<br \/>\n\tcontrol, and on and on , then said on top, so the dealer put all $4 on the top<br \/>\n\tof the hard 4, pit boss came over and said we dont allow that, just place them<br \/>\n\ton the side.<br \/>\n\tThe guy said what kind of casino is this, dont allow parleys for the tips, you<br \/>\n\tneed to get into the 21st century. I am a craps instructor, i know how to<br \/>\n\tplay this game&#8230;.i looked at him and laughed. I felt bad about that, but if<br \/>\n\tyour an instructer and your first 4 bets have a house advantage of 9.9-11.11%<br \/>\n\tyou have been reading the wrong books. <\/p>\n<p>\tI made the forth 8 in a row, and the guy is placing bets all over and that takes<br \/>\n\ttime&#8230; i seven out<\/p>\n<p>\ti said color me up<\/p>\n<p>\tFriends just walked up and said where you going, i said just taking a break<br \/>\n\tthe table  just got to slow.  They said there is only two people on here,<br \/>\n\ti said exactly.<\/p>\n<p>\tIf i was going to make money tonight&#8230;it was not going to be for him.<br \/>\n\tAbout an hour his $800 was gone and i went back and had a 43 roll<\/p>\n<p>\tNow i feel better, thank you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\tgman<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> fscobe on July 16, 2012, 9:29 am<\/p>\n<div>A craps instructor? Heaven help us!<\/p>\n<p>\tSmart way to handle the situation. Wait for the &quot;craps instructor&quot; to lose and then go back.<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Pointman on July 16, 2012, 5:53 pm<\/p>\n<div>Tipping seems to have become complicated lately. Many dealers don&#8217;t understand player control. If I&#8217;m lucky, one dealer will and has to explain it to the others. It slows the game down puts unneeded stress on the table.  So I&#8217;ve given up.<\/p>\n<p>\tI just put the tip money whereever I want to and not say a word. If it wins, I just toss the winnings to the dealer.  The smart dealers figure it out after a couple of hands, the rest remain clueless and I watch their payouts to me extra carefully   \ud83d\ude2f !!<\/p>\n<p>\n\tLike how you handed the &quot;Dice Instructor&quot;&#8230;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Guest on July 21, 2012, 2:37 am<\/p>\n<div>Maybe he teaches people how to lose money to the house, because we clearly can&#8217;t do THAT on our own&#8230;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heading for Laughflin Saturday so thought i would hit the tables tonight for a tune up and confidence builder. Stop at tub i like and it was empty.. 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