{"id":10053,"date":"2019-07-17T15:14:54","date_gmt":"2019-07-17T15:14:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2019\/07\/17\/little-boy\/"},"modified":"2019-07-17T15:14:54","modified_gmt":"2019-07-17T15:14:54","slug":"little-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2019\/07\/17\/little-boy\/","title":{"rendered":"Little boy"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nOne summer day an old man is sitting on his porch as a little boy walks by. <\/p>\n

\t"Whacha got there?" ask the old man.<\/p>\n

\t"Duck tape. I’m gonna get me some ducks."<\/p>\n

\tAh the youthful mind, thinks the old man. Later that day he sees the say boy with 3 ducks entangled in the tape. Well I’ll be.<\/p>\n

\tThe next morning the same little boy walks by. "Whacha got today?"<\/p>\n

\t"Fish tape, today I’m gonna get me some fish"<\/p>\n

\tThe old man chuckles, but sure enough, later that day here comes the boy with a whole stringer of fish.<\/p>\n

\tThe next morning here comes the boy. "Whacha got today?"<\/p>\n

\t"Pussy willows."<\/p>\n

\t"Hold on a sec, let me get my hat!"<\/p>\n

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