A LITTLE HOLY HUMOR
During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God’s Chosen People. 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not…
She had 4 Husbands??
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then…
Little Thelma
Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day. And, "Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian saint and we’re Jewish," she asks, "Will God get mad at me…
Japanese Sex
A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform kinky, highly erotic sex: Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!" Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!" Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!" Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!" Husband…
High School Reunion
Husband goes with his wife to her high school reunion. After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored. The band cranks up and people are…
Engineer Clinic
An Engineer Could Not Find A Job, So He Opens A Clinic, And Puts A Sign Outside That Says Get Treatment For $50, If Not Cured Get Back $100. A Doctor Thinks This Is A Good Opportunity To Show Up…
The Lemon Squeezer
At a bar in New York City the bartender was so sure that he was the strongest man around, that he offered a standing $1000 bet.The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and…
You're going to love this.
I could have posted this under sports but I think it is more appropriate for the humor section. Even if you are not a golf fan you will still love this one. http://www.youtube.com/embed/Ft2fLuz9mF0 Replies: Posted by: Mr Finesse on March…
The Lie Detector
For an early family Christmas present, a father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He tests it at dinner. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some…
ID ten T error
SENIORS & COMPUTERS As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. Yesterday, I had a problem, so I called George, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to…