Age and Sex Humor
An 80 year old lady has been going to the same doctor for over 30 years and he retires. She sets up an appoint with the new young doctor who will be taking over the practice. The nurse tells her…
time for laughter
* A car hit an elderly Jewish man.. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable? " The man says, "I make a good living. * I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. *…
Proofreading is a dying art
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that…
Soft Humor
A man is standing in the elevator when a very pretty busty young lady gets on the elevator. He is starring at her chest when she says "Push One." He doesn’t remember much after that. Sorry Ladies!!! Doc Replies: No…
Wisdom Comes with Age
BIRTH CONTROL FOR GRANDMA The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new Doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been…
Remember when insults were classy?
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease". "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.". "He had delusions of adequacy.". – Walter Kerr….
Male Logic
Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes. Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3. Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip. (This is where it gets scary !) Woman: And…
Johnny Carson: Dom DeLuise Egg Trick
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PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS
When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it…. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. I used to be a…
Check out Animal Encounters on the PGA Tour
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