Joke for the day
Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV,…
Bill cheers up Hillary
Bill tried to cheer up Hillary this morning by reminding her that Nelson Mandela wasn’t elected president until after he had served 27 years in prison. Replies: Posted by: Dr Crapology on September 26, 2015, 11:51 am LOve it.
5 minute management course
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands…
During an annual physical
During his physical, the doctor asked Tom, the patient, about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way: “Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in…
Smokin' in the rain
Jane and Astrid are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the…
BRITISH HUMOUR
On a crowded train, traveling somewhere in Europe, a U.S. Marine walked the entire length of the train looking for a seat before realizing that the only seat available was currently occupied by a well-dressed, middle-aged French woman’s poodle. The…
Neil Armstrong
Its been a long time since Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon—like way back in the mid 60’s. When he first stepped on the moon, his first statement was something like "a big step for…
Jim Jeffries – Gun Control
Are you part of the first 50%, the first 20%, the second 20% or the 10%? I think I fit in the first 20%. But on some days, I may be in the second 20% 🙂 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTyQ4Q8z-D8 Replies: No replies…
Italian Pregnancy
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, ‘Who wasa the pig that did this to you? I want to know!’ The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an…
Little morsels of wisdom for the aging
Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seriors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it…