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Never tease a frog!

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Year 2059

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2059 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language. Spotted…

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A to K

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while … then said, "You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks … "What…

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Grandparents

How children perceive their Grandparents, HOW TRUE!!! And still so sweet…. 1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she’d done many times before. After she applied her lipstick…

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My New Neighbor

She’s single… She lives right across the street I can see her house from my family room I watch as she got home from work this evening I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway….

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Brain Transplant

Standard Hospital Pricing Procedure.. In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. ‘I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,’ he said…

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PGA 99 %

I am a member of golf’s 99%. I play golf, but have not yet made it to the professional level!! I have played the game for over 40 years, but have not really put in the practice time and study…

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Gas in a Restaurant

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started…

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Engineering

A toothpaste factory had a problem: they sometimes shipped empty boxes, without the tube inside. This was due to the way the production line was set up, and people with experience in designing production lines will tell you how difficult…

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Bud Light

A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue …. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I…