BRITISH HUMOUR IS DIFFERENT
[list]FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in…
Children Are Quick
____________________________________ TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how…
Flight Attendant Idea
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the heck!! They don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss? The strippers would at least…
A Life of Celibacy
What is Celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann, listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the…
I Love My Job
Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana , he performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to…
The year was 1947
The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little more than 64 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule…
words of wisdom
1. The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Henry Cate, VII 2. We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. ~Aesop 3. If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in…
Thank You For Your 2011 E-Mails
As we progress through to 2012, I want to thank you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I can no longer open a bathroom door without…
Great Obama imitator
This is great…enjoy http://www.stevebridges.com/obamavideos-promo-Aug-2011.html Replies: No replies were posted for this topic.
COFFEE HURTS
I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 6-year-old granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?" She said "It’s President’s Day!" She is a smart kid, so, I asked her, "What does President’s Day mean?"…