DATING in 1957
You need to be able to remember the era to really enjoy this… It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1957 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the…
Mathematics
Mathematics: This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this: What Makes 100%?…
Thoughts to Ponder
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a…
Employee of the month
Now here is a salesman! The kid says ‘Yeah, I was a salesman back in Minnesota…’ Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. ‘You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see how you…
Irish Viagra
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor. "Not a chance," she said… "He won’t even take an aspirin." "Not a problem," replied…
How Many Christians Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
I think of this as light-hearted fun, I hope no one takes this seriously. . . ===================================================================================================================== Charismatic: Only one. Hands are already in the air. Pentecostal: Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit…
occupy golf movement: clever despite your politics
Occupy Golf Movement WE NEED TO BE HEARD!!! I am a member of golf’s lower 99%. I am an indifferent golfer, and there’s no way I could ever make it to the professional level. I will never put in the…
Who wants to be a Millionaire?
College student http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0hTmj3f … ture=share Three strikes your out http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=en … IJau0&NR=1 Spatula? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXfMwh47 … re=related Million dollar fail. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHmpLT7R … re=related Replies: Posted by: Dr Crapology on March 2, 2012, 2:08 am DP, Interesting post. I have been to…
Inventions Bound To Fail
I especially like the last one. Inventions Bound to Fail *The water-proof towel *Glow in the dark sunglasses *Solar powered flashlights *Submarine screen doors *A book on how to read *Inflatable dart boards *A dictionary index *Dehydrated water – Just…
Small Town USA
Small Town USA Traveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village. "What’s this place called?" he asked the station attendant. "All depends," the native drawled. "Do you mean by them that has to live in…