Why I sold my treadmill
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1orz3BWNf_k Replies: Posted by: sevenout on June 17, 2012, 7:16 pm Its sad when the equipment is smarter than the user. Posted by: Guest on June 20, 2012, 1:17 am Skinny, Your killin me. I just had hernia surgery. I…
The dreaded call
My boss, who was out of the office, phoned me today. He asked, "Is everything okay at the office?" I answered, " Yes, it’s all under control . It’s been a very busy day, so I haven’t stopped to even…
Amazing, Simple Home Remedies
These may have been posted before, but who cares, they are timeless. AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES…
Homemade Implants
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Canibal Restaurant
A cannibal was walking through the jungle And came upon a restaurant operated by a Fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…. + Tourist: $8.00 + Broiled Missionary: $10.00 + Fried Explorer: $12.50 +…
Pregnant Jewish Girl
A 25-year-old Jewish girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting and…
While we're at it
OH HELL !! … Let’s Offend Everybody Q. What’s the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat. Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A. A different bar. Q. What did the Chinese couple name their…
The Dead Parrot
At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor Kent? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Kent,…
LITTLE RICK
Little Rick Little Rick and Gina are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Rick goes to Gina’s father to ask him for her hand….