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The honeymoon is over when the comedians start

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree…and think 25 to life would be appropriate. –Jay Leno America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. –Jay Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama…

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Old Butch

Old Butch John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets,’ and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was…

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Sven and Ole

Since I was in Minnesota for our family reunion, I thought I would post a Minnesota style joke….. Sven is passing by Ole’s hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Ole’ doing a slow…

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Irreverent London Cabbie

comment from a London Cabbie, A devout Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the…

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese : ‘Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.’ A little boy was overheard praying: ‘Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time…

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Engineers

Some of these may have been around before, but they are still great! Understanding Engineers #1 Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied,…

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The Dying Priest

The Dying Priest In Washington , D.C. an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital and was well known among the elected officials. He motioned for his nurse…

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HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place…. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell — they don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss? The strippers would at…

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Rodney King's Last Interview

Rodney King is noted for the fact that he was beaten up by police and won millions in court. But many people do not know that Mr. King was a man who tackled serious problems too. Here is a part…

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Lost Churches of Louisiana

**Warning** This is a groaner….. "LOST CHURCHES OF LOUISIANA " When devastating hurricanes struck the Gulf Coast , even houses of worship were not spared. A local television station interviewed a woman from New Orleans and asked how the loss…