Love old women!
An old woman prospector shuffled into town leading a tired old mule. The old woman headed straight for the only saloon to clear her parched throat. She walked up and tied her old mule to the hitch rail. As she…
Public Speaking Class
Non-citizen presenting for speech class: " Everyone has cows in their life. Cows at home. Cows at work. Cows in our family. Cows can take over everything. But, how do we get rid of the cows?" Teacher: " Chaos…It’s pronounced,…
A Miracle Caught On Film
See a miracle happen! A yellow Ford Car cures crippled man who had just left the welfare office. Please join us in asking the Vatican to canonize the yellow Ford… Replies: Posted by: Dr Crapology on July 31, 2012, 1:45…
Thought For The Day
Thought for the day: Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you canât eat it or play with it or sniff it, Just pee on it and walk away. Replies: No replies were posted for this topic.
Why Teachers Drink…
Why Teachers Drink! The following questions were set in last year’s GED examination These are genuine answers from 16 year olds. (Not likely, but maybe) Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. Explain one of…
Some Wit and Wisdom from Larry Mak
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Another Engineers Joke
In some foreign country a priest, a lawyer and an engineer are about to be guillotined. The priest puts his head on the block, they pull the rope and nothing happens – he declares that he’s been saved by divine…
Thoughts to live by (or by which to live?)
. . Do Dogs go to Heaven? Hysterical! Absolutely unreal that this actually happened! These two churches face each other across a busy street. Replies: Posted by: Skinny on July 9, 2012, 10:51 pm P.S. This is actually a made…
Punography
I neither apologize nor take responsibility for any of the following. Furthermore, if you enjoy these, your sanity may be questionable. Enjoy. Jokes about  German  sausage are the wurst. How does Moses  make his tea?  Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see  where…