10 Ways to Handle a Telemarketer
10.) When they ask, "How are you today"?, tell them, "I’m so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog…
Coffee Owls
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Children in Church
Often in church the pastor will have the little kids come forward for a short "children’s sermon" to include a few questions and answers. As many of you know asking a little one a question (especially in front of a…
Bad Joke Friday
Q. What do you call a dog that digs up old bones? A. a Barkyologist Q. How can you tell when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? A. When she fits into your wife’s clothes. Q. How many…
Drinking and Driving
An amusing story I picked up from somewhere: I have a friend who is usually very careful about drinking and driving but he went to his office Christmas party last week and got blitzed. So he took a cab for…
50 Shades of Golf
Four guys have been going on the same golf trip for many years. This year Ralph’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going And thus he calls his buddies and tells them the bad news. Two…
If you think TSA is bad…
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A Glass of Wine
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don’t and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In…
Jewish Wisdom
I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up. They have no holidays. -Henny Youngman Look at Jewish history. Unrelieved lamenting would be intolerable. So, for every ten Jews beating their breasts, God designated one to be crazy…
Cell Phones in Church
This is from a fellow who visited this church in Burbank, CA, where they actually showed this video of how they handle cell phones in church. It’s only 1.5 minutes long and a hoot!! http://www.youtube.com/embed/D2_c81Nnsc0 Replies: Posted by: ACPA on…