A HELPING HAND
One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and a keen golfer, who lived in a villa just off the golf course, heard the noise and called out, Are you okay, what’s your name?" "Its Jack…
Retired golfer
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, "I’m…
What happens when we are forced to work after age 70
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=19THRdXxmaI Replies: Posted by: Dr Crapology on January 23, 2013, 3:31 pm Loved it. I am heading in that direction real soon. Doc Posted by: CC Roller on January 24, 2013, 7:33 pm Just for Laughs are always great CC…
Aunt Chippy wraps a Christmas present
This is Aunt Chippy, Jimmy Kimmel’s aunt being herself. https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v1/y2/r/5l8_EVv_jyW.swf?v=10200160141432643&ev=0 Replies: No replies were posted for this topic.
Call To car dealer
This is audio only. A DJ calls a random car company to complain that his BMW320I only drives in the daytime when he shift into D (for daytime mode) https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?ui=2&ik=a543c7504c&view=audio&msgs=13c42138a2486e67&attid=0.1&zw Replies: No replies were posted for this topic.
More Bad ioke Friday
What is the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle. This one is for NFF How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish? Mark Sanchez. Replies: No replies were posted for this topic.
First Senior Moment
Two dinasorars are on a mountain looking at Noah’s Art sailing away. The one says to the other"I guess that was today." Noah Replies: Posted by: sevenout on January 11, 2013, 3:38 pm 😀
The Jovers, from 1980
Give it a minute, it gets better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrlKxJ7yQbo&sns=em Replies: No replies were posted for this topic.
Someone sent these to me today.
Hope you enjoy them. Especially the last one. 1. Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope 4. Time…
The Mayans
One day many hundreds of years ago there was a Mayan calendar maker working feverishly to finish his calendar. His friends came by to get him to go with then to the big sacrifice down at the temple. He was…