Donald and Hillary go into a bakery
Donald and Hillary go into a bakery on the campaign trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn’t…
The economy is so bad…
I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO’s are not playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won’t leave the light on any more. A picture is not…
Congress held ransom.
While driving in Washington DC, traffic all of a sudden came to a complete halt. Looking around I could see, cars in all directions and none of them were moving. <sigh> After about five minute a man rapped on my…
Check out Mem'ries…. (Where Did I Put My Keys): A Cartoon from Walt Handels
https://www.youtube.com/embed/prfCkIOdeAc?rel=0&controls=0&showinfo=0 Replies: Posted by: Dr Crapology on June 12, 2016, 1:56 pm Very funny. I guess all of us experience that sort of thing from time to time. 😆 😆
JEWISH, ITALIAN AND IRISH PARENTS
JEWISH MOTHER (A GEM) The year is 2020, and the United States has elected the first woman, as well as, the first Jewish president, Susan Goldstein. She calls up her mother a few weeks after Election Day and says, ‘So,…
GOOD MORNING SMILE
Understanding Engineers #1: Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful…
Some thoughts from a geezer:
My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go. Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I…
Flawless Male Logic
Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary!) Woman: And how…