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Book Store

Old Chinese Proverb Confucius say, "If you are in a book store and cannot find the book for which you search, you are obviously in the….. Replies: Posted by: Timmer on February 23, 2013, 3:19 pm Lol!! 😎 😎 😎…

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At the bar

At The Bar….Having already downed a few power drinks, the lady turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen here, good looking, I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car,…

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The substitute teacher

This is great 😆 😆 😆 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw edited … Here’s another https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18t5V3gvfa4 Replies: No replies were posted for this topic.

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HOSPITAL BILL

You don’t have to be Catholic to appreciate this one!! A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man…

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Husbands

Husbands… The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her quest…ions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and…

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Who Is That Woman?

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, ‘Hello.’ He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he asks, ‘Do you know me?’ To which…

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A Brain Study

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did. I was able to read it right away, and finished the eye test quickly. Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD you have a…

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Texting Codes For Seniors

Texting codes for seniors (Or us old Fogey’s with mobiles) Young people have theirs, Now Seniors have their own texting codes: * ATD- At the Doctor’s * BFF – Best Friends Funeral * BTW- Bring the Wheelchair * BYOT –…

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Southern Security System

HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men’s work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine. 3. Put…

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The Door

Ever walk into a room with some purpose in mind, only to completely forget what that purpose was? Turns out, doors themselves are to blame for these strange memory lapses. Psychologists at the University of Notre Dame have discovered that…