some good state humor
If truth in advertising were applied to state mottos [list][*]Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity[/*] [*]Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong![/*] [*]Arizona: But It’s a Dry Heat[/*] [*]Arkansas: Litterasy Ain’t Everthing[/*] [*]California: As Seen on TV[/*] [*]Colorado: If You Don’t Ski,…
For coffee lovers
Time to stop playing with the computer. βIt’s Coffee time !!!!!! Click on the link below Click Here Replies: No replies were posted for this topic.
Life after Death
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question…. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not?…
Cardiologist and the Honda Mechanic
A Honda mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Honda when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his…
Why we moved our classes to Memphis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKjnp_MkWvo Replies: Posted by: sevenout on March 18, 2013, 4:14 am Now that Frank is gone, are you in charge of the Mississippi bashing? π Posted by: Dr Crapology on March 19, 2013, 1:01 am You gotta love it. Frank…
Paper is not dead
For those of you who do not like technology: http://vimeo.com/61275290 Replies: Posted by: CC Roller on March 15, 2013, 3:26 am That was great. Loved it. CC Roller Posted by: Dr Crapology on March 15, 2013, 11:34 am A unique…
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?* his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?* at the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?* liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?…
Investment Opportunity
Some of you may want to consider getting on board early…. A British Engineer has just started his own business in Afghanistan . He’s making land mines that look like prayer mats. It’s doing really well. He says prophets are…
Church Ladies With Typewriters
Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: ————————– The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ————————– The sermon this…