For the wordsmiths among us…
It may take a few seconds for the light to shine… 1. ARBITRATOR: cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds 2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do 3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage 4. BURGLARIZE: What…
A Man's View of Real Women
REAL WOMEN A real woman is a man’s best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him…
Splinters in her crotch
A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a…
interesting quotes
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind – every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder ~ John Glenn ***** When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we…
****** 23 ADULT TRUTHS ******
1 Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. 3. I totally take back all…
Two bored casino dealers
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She says, "I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much…
Older Empolyee Notice
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment….
Retirement
Why I Like Retirement! Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree’s bedtime? Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees to change a light…
… at Tiffany's
A LADY WALKS INTO TIFFANY’S .. SHE LOOKS AROUND, SPOTS A BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND BRACELET AND WALKS OVER TO INSPECT IT… AS SHE BENDS OVER TO LOOK MORE CLOSELY, SHE UNEXPECTEDLY FARTS… VERY EMBARRASSED, SHE LOOKS AROUND NERVOUSLY TO SEE IF…