Giraffe Test:Preparation for Retirement
This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing ok, if you get none right you better go for counseling. (I’ll meet you there.) Giraffe Test There are 4 questions. Don’t miss…
trip to Italy
A young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean, but just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her. "You have so…
The Queens Riddle
President Obama is visiting the Queen. "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?" "Well," said the Queen, "The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Obama…
The Fridge
I got home from work and found my wife had left a Post-it note on the fridge saying; "It’s no good, it’s not working, I’m staying with my mother for a while" I opened the fridge, the light came on,…
The Washington Redskins
The Washington Redskins are changing their name because of all the negativity, shame, humiliation, dissent, polarity, adversity, defiance, hatred, animosity, contempt, discrimination, division, violence, counter-productivity, ill-spirit, un-Godliness, and hostility associated with their name. Scroll down Scroll down Scroll down Scroll…
Where the hell have you been?
You can tell a smart woman every time. Wife – "Where the hell have you been? You said you’d be done with golf by noon!” Husband – "I’m so sorry, Honey, but you probably don’t want to hear the reason.”…
Two bothers learn to curse—or not
Two brothers age 4 and 6 decided that they needed to learn to curse. As you might guess it was the older brother who came up with this brilliant idea. The older brother decided that he would say the work…
Wife is not speaking to me
One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried. "What’s the matter?" the bartender asks. "My wife and I got…