A few very useful one liners
Here are a few good 1 liners I have encountered over the years: If they put your brain on the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a BB rolling on a 4 lane highway. I’m going to…
Dean's message to incoming freshmen
The dean was making his speech to the new freshmen students and he said "the female dorm is off limits to all males and the male dorm is off limits to all females. If caught the fine the first time…
Dogs Welcome
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved….
The Special Therapist
An Arizona couple, both well into their 80’s, go to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’ The man says, ‘Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?’ The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he…
Bella Bubbles
What an amazing video to make you smile. 🙂 http://www.youtube.com/embed/RR0BlQzbOUk?rel=0 Goddess 🙂 Replies: Posted by: TommyC on January 22, 2014, 12:24 am 🙂 🙂 🙂 Posted by: Dr Crapology on January 29, 2014, 3:16 am Loved it. Sent it o…
Is sex work
A US Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been…
No more free sex
Boudreaux woke up one morning to find Marie packing her bags. "where the heck are you going?" demanded Boudreaux. Marie replied," You know all this free sex I’ve been giving you all these years? Well I just found out I…
Guy walks into a bar—
A guy walks into a bar waving his 1911 Colt 45 with an 8 shot clip and yelled, "who is here has been screwing my wife?" A voice from the back of the bar yelled back, "you need more ammo."…
Great Weekend
A balding, white haired man from Naples , Florida , walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for…
Obama Care statue
Replies: Posted by: Dr Crapology on January 8, 2014, 1:13 pm Love it. Doc Posted by: TommyC on January 8, 2014, 6:51 pm Me too.