Little boy
One summer day an old man is sitting on his porch as a little boy walks by. "Whacha got there?" ask the old man. "Duck tape. I’m gonna get me some ducks." Ah the youthful mind, thinks the old man….
Doctor Visit
I have a female friend who went to the doctor because she found a lump on her breast during a self examination. Before the doctor’s examination, she started to tell him where the lump was located when the doctor interrupted…
Random thoughts
What happened to the cannibal who was late for supper? He got the cold shoulder. What kind of grass grows best in cold weather? Brrrrmuda Did you hear about the mathematician who was constipated? He worked it out with a…
NFL recruit
A taIent scout from the Detroit Lions went to lraq to possibIy recruit a potentiaI pIayer. The scout watched the kid pIay one game and declded to sign him to a contract. They immediateIy brought him back to America to…
You probably won't laugh, but …
Q. What does a perverted frog say? A Rubbit, rubbit. Q. How does the moon cut his hair? A. Eclipse it 2 fish were in a tank. One says to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing?"…
Capitalization
Dear people who type in all lowercase. We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse. Sincerely, Capital Letters Replies: Posted by: Dominator on October 12, 2017, 11:50 am…
Growing vegtables
I can remember the day when cow poop was used to grow the most delicious gardens, now we use little bags full of chemicals, why? Well all the politician’s have cornered the market on pure shit nothing but shit and…
Dealing with the current scary clowns
Since there has been so much fuss about the scary clowns across I thought I would give advice to people on what to do if attacked by clowns. If attacked by clowns always go for the juggler. Replies: No replies…