A true story about Doc and Rose
Two elderly couples were enjoying a friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Doc, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," replied Doc. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association,…
The Old Helicopter Pilot
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired helicopter pilot in his mid-sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. The circus owner…
Clever Words
Clever Words 1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds 2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do 3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage 4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with 5. CONTROL: A short,…
I hope I don't go to hell for this one.
A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister." "That’s a disgrace," said the priest, "especially when you have two gorgeous brothers." Replies: Posted by: TommyC on February 21, 2014,…
Mrs. Browns sticky situation
Classic British Comedy. Don’t watch with a full balder. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjJc8xLYhak Replies: Posted by: The Breeze on March 17, 2014, 9:03 pm Thanks for the warning! Just can’t beat good old fashion British humor.
Behind every man…
Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still…
Children Are Quick
TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do…
Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker–Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time?" Replies: No replies were posted for this topic.
BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd….