Mensa Question
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is…
Why People from India don't rob banks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu_m5diSk4k Gabriel Iglesias Replies: Posted by: Skinny on May 15, 2014, 8:44 pm I saw this guy live a few years ago. He is a very funny comedian. He has a full length movie coming out on July 11. The…
Ramblings of a Retired Mind
Was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can’t afford one So,I’m wearing my garage door opener. You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant…
Being Green
The last line is PRICELESS. � Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. �The woman apologized and…
Henny Youngman's Secret Tips for Making a Marriage Last
Henny Youngman’s My wife and I have the secrets to making a marriage last… 1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays. 2. We…
Critical Thinking At Its Best!
Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary!) Woman: And how…
Happy Passover
A group of leading medical researchers have published data indicating that Seder participants should NOT partake of both chopped liver and charoses, it seems that this combination can lead to Charoses of the Liver. At our seder, we have whole…
Happy Easter
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day! Q: How does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat? A: With a harebrush! Q: What kind of books do rabbits like? A: Ones…
New Body Scanner
TEL AVIV, Israel – The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It’s an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device…
Statistics
Replies: Posted by: Dr Crapology on April 13, 2014, 12:12 pm Too Funny!!!! Doc Posted by: TommyC on April 13, 2014, 7:50 pm 😆 😆 😆