TOUGH SHIT, AMIGO!
TOUGH SHIT, AMIGO! A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office. "Good man," the fairy said, "I’ve been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you…
The confession
A guy enters a Roman Catholic Church confessional in Texas. He tells the Priest: "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the hell out of an Obama supporter. The Priest responds: "My son, I’m here to…
Senior trying to set a password
[pre][/pre] [pre][/pre] WINDOWS: Please enter your new password. USER: cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. USER: boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. USER: 1 boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password…
What does dad do whit his new IPad?
Watch the following short clip that takes less than a minute. A daughter is visiting her father and is helping in the kitchen. She asks: "Tell me dad, how are you managing with the new I-Pad we gave you for…
Hawaiian good luck sign
Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker .. I was…
Woman Pregnant
A 71 year old lady goes to see the doctor—not her regular doctor but a new young one who had room in his schedule to see her. Suddenly see ran out of the examining room screaming running into her regular…
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Sarah Palin: "The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick!" Barack Obama: "Let me be perfectly clear: if the chickens like their eggs, they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road…