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The Wise Doberman

An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, oh! I’m in deep shit…

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Florida Trick or Treaters

Replies: Posted by: Dr Crapology on November 12, 2014, 11:59 pm That’s got to be one on the cutest things we have ever seen. Thanks for sharing. Rose and Doc

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Dear Abby

Dear Abby, My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing…

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Persimmons

A small church in a small town in deep East Texas had a very attractive big-busted organist, Linda, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably….

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One day in the library

A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library. He asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON’T WANT TO…

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Three Navy Ships

USS REAGAN Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size into perspective… ENORMOUS ! When the Bridge pipes ‘Man the Rail’ there is a lot of rail to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5…

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Golf funnies

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. ~ Sam Snead I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming…

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Vegas is going to the dogs

Billy and Terri Sottile of Las Vegas shared this photo of CJ, one of the first pet store arson puppies adopted from The Animal Foundation this year. “When he’s not at home up on the eastside next to Frenchman Mountain,…

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Golf joke

Jim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I’ve been…

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I have a job for you

A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to…