Christmas Groaners
Disclaimer. I got these from a forwarded email. I take no credit (OR BLAME) for their originality (OR STUPIDITY). 😯 😯 😯 Riddles: Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elf-abet! Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what…
Attention Wal Mart Shoppers
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The changing interests of aging golfers
A group of golfing buddies, all in their 40’s, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because it wasn’t far from the course, the waitresses were young, good looking, showed…
Gotta love us seniors
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,…
Golfer Killed
A foursome of men waiting at the men’s tee while a foursome of ladies were hitting from the ladies’ tee. The ladies were taking their time. When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it 10…
No Sunday Newspaper—love this one
This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors, and to all of you will become seniors. "Where is my Sunday paper?" yelled the old man over the phone. The irate customer…
Global Facts About Sex
At any given monent: FACT: 79,000,000 people are having sex-right now. FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing. FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex FACT: 1 old person is reading about these facts on some gambling web site. Hang in there sunshine…
Medicare – Part G Nursing Home Plan
Say you’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older, a gun (Part G), and four bullets. You…
Muslim dispute to cut number of suicide bombers
Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce…