SILENCE in an Irish Court
The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge says, "You’re also charged with beating your mother-in-law…
Happy St. Patrick's Day
• Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, "Not guilty." "That’s grand!" shouted Reilly. "Does that mean I can keep the money?" • Finnegin: "My wife has a terrible habit of staying up…
Typical Man
A man goes to the police station to file a missing person’s report. Husband: " I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come home yet." Officer "what’s her height?" Husband "Average I guess" Officer: "Slim or healthy?" Husband:…
Eternal Life
A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one…
Bruce Jenner's transition makes world news….
Breaking News – Bruce Jenner Transition Fires New Speculation Wash. DC – Over the past year a rash of news stories surfaced speculating whether gold-medal winning Olympic decathlete Bruce Jenner was undergoing a gender transition from male to female. Though…
The Upcoming Presidential Election
As we get closer to the 2016 election, please remember that we cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs. The last time she had a job to do, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky. Replies: Posted by: Mr Finesse…
Marital Misunderstanding
How men and women record things in their diaries. Wife’s Diary: Tonight, Sent from my iPhone: I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late,…
Lone Ranger and Tonto
ONE FOR THE DAY The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The…
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically correct, and funny too. The teacher had no sense of humor. Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence…