The Dying Priest
The Dying Priest In Washington , D.C. an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital and was well known among the elected officials. He motioned for his nurse…
Lost Churches of Louisiana
**Warning** This is a groaner….. "LOST CHURCHES OF LOUISIANA " When devastating hurricanes struck the Gulf Coast , even houses of worship were not spared. A local television station interviewed a woman from New Orleans and asked how the loss…
Amazing, Simple Home Remedies
These may have been posted before, but who cares, they are timeless. AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES…
Finally A Well Dressed Walmart Shopper
Finally, a well dressed Walmart shopper. Attached files Replies: Posted by: ACPA on June 10, 2012, 9:24 pm didn’t they restrict the sale of some ammo and guns? Noah Posted by: ACPA on June 11, 2012, 5:10 pm You know…
TEXAS BEER JOINT SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE!
This may have been posted before, but it is still funny. A bar called Drummond’s (in Mt Vernon, Texas) began construction on an expansion of their building, hoping to "grow" their business. In response, the local Southern Baptist Church started…
Vietnam Veteran Statistics
With Memorial Day just past, I thought posting these statistics might be of interest. Vietnam Veteran Statistics A little history most people will never know. Interesting Veterans Statistics off the Vietnam Memorial Wall "Carved on these walls is the story…
The Dead Parrot
At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor Kent? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Kent,…
Great T-Shirt
Couldn’t find it in my old Webster’s dictionary so I Googled it and discovered it is a recently "coined" new word found on T-shirts on eBay: Read this one over slowly and absorb the facts that are within this definition!…
Texas AM Commencement Address
Neal Boortz is a Texan, a lawyer, a Texas Aggie (Texas A&M) graduate, and now a nationally syndicated talk show host from Atlanta . His commencement address to the graduates of a recent Texas A&M class is far different from…
Broccoli Casserole
The language is somewhat coarse, so if this offends you do not read on. A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous….