Redneck Lent
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba’s neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma…
IF YOU MARRY A New Jersey GIRL
Three friends married women from different parts of the country. The first man married a woman from Wisconsin. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the…
We May Be Too Late
One hot sunny summer day, Tim and Don decided to go and spend the day fishing at the lake. They sat on the dock, enjoying the perfect weather and watching a speed boat pulling a water skier back and forth…
Ted Williams was John Glenn's wingman
At least 60 years ago, Ted Williams was John Glenn’s wingman flying F-9 F Panthers in Korea. When asked to name the greatest team he was ever on, Ted said, "the US Marines". I didn’t know this about Ted Williams………………
What Classic Rock Band Are You?
What Classic Rock Band Are You? | Quiz Social It said I am a Beatle. Replies: Posted by: Mr Finesse on April 2, 2014, 8:07 pm Credence Clearwater for me!!!!! Posted by: Goddess on April 14, 2014, 8:00 am I…
“not even a smidgen of corruption”
MUST WATCH: This Woman’s Congressional Testimony is Going Viral ‘Not even a SMIDGEN of corruption’: Obama DOUBLES DOWN on IRS targeting denial Replies: No replies were posted for this topic.
Funny you should ask
A Jewish businessman in Brooklyn decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the culture of the homeland. When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip. The son said, "Pop, I…
Behind every man…
Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still…
Children Are Quick
TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do…
Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker–Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time?" Replies: No replies were posted for this topic.