Random Thoughts
The biggest lie I tell myself is …"I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it." Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller! Last…
The Blind Cowboy
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake… He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you…
The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this…
A wise person once said:
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes. 2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having…
Christmas Groaners
Disclaimer. I got these from a forwarded email. I take no credit (OR BLAME) for their originality (OR STUPIDITY). 😯 😯 😯 Riddles: Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elf-abet! Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what…
Kick Ass
Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq . The leader of the terrorists told them he’d grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and…
HAPPY CHANUKAH!
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Man Who Interrogated Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Speaks Out
This is the first night of a two night interview Megyn Kelly conducted with Dr. James Mitchell. He is the man who interrogated KSM, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. This is the first time he has ever spoken out on the subject…
The changing interests of aging golfers
A group of golfing buddies, all in their 40’s, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because it wasn’t far from the course, the waitresses were young, good looking, showed…
Ex-CIA Directors: Interrogations Saved Lives
Former CIA directors George J. Tenet, Porter J. Goss, retired Gen. Michael V. Hayden and former deputy CIA directors John E. McLaughlin, retired Adm. Albert M. Calland and Stephen Cappes took issue with the Senate report on the interrogation program…