Little boy
One summer day an old man is sitting on his porch as a little boy walks by. "Whacha got there?" ask the old man. "Duck tape. I’m gonna get me some ducks." Ah the youthful mind, thinks the old man….
Random thoughts
What happened to the cannibal who was late for supper? He got the cold shoulder. What kind of grass grows best in cold weather? Brrrrmuda Did you hear about the mathematician who was constipated? He worked it out with a…
Small, Tall, All
I know this is a moneymaker for the casino, but I REALLY hate the way this bet slows down the game. Every comeout 7 and there is a delay while everyone loads back up. While it isn’t so bad on…
Cigars, Seahawks, and … (Seattle area)
Do you enjoy a good cigar? Are you a Seahawks fan (or football in general)? Come do both a Lit Cigar lounge, PM me if you need the casino name. Bring your own cigar(s) or purchase there. Fun crowd, bar…
Hardway bet variation
I saw this on my recent trip to Vegas. The dealer said it was and even bet (like the Odds bet), but it sounds more like a 16% HA to me. It is at the Orleans. Hardways pay 5 to…
NFL recruit
A taIent scout from the Detroit Lions went to lraq to possibIy recruit a potentiaI pIayer. The scout watched the kid pIay one game and declded to sign him to a contract. They immediateIy brought him back to America to…
You probably won't laugh, but …
Q. What does a perverted frog say? A Rubbit, rubbit. Q. How does the moon cut his hair? A. Eclipse it 2 fish were in a tank. One says to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing?"…
Capitalization
Dear people who type in all lowercase. We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse. Sincerely, Capital Letters Replies: Posted by: Dominator on October 12, 2017, 11:50 am…
Texas Hold'em
I was playing poker the other night and one of the players said in Canada a straight beats a flush. My first thought was their math is wrong. Video poker pays better for a flush than a straight. But that…
Donald and Hillary go into a bakery
Donald and Hillary go into a bakery on the campaign trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn’t…