INDIANS DON'T USE SADDLES
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on…
A LESSON IN IRONY
The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever. BUT…..Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, tells…
Larry, the Flagman
You really have to spend 2.5 minutes to watch this!!! http://www.youtube.com/embed/TNJ9umv10E … detailpage Replies: Posted by: Guest on September 27, 2012, 6:34 pm RickK, Thanks for posting. Flat Foot Posted by: Dr Crapology on September 30, 2012, 11:40 am Very…
Outing Report
After having taken the September primer class in Chicago (Under the Radar )…Timmer, this was my first time going to the casino. I did play on a cruise in December and was up on the plus side. The wait and…
Irish Viagra
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor. "Not a chance," she said… "He won’t even take an aspirin." "Not a problem," replied…
Flight Attendant Idea
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the heck!! They don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss? The strippers would at least…
A Life of Celibacy
What is Celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann, listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the…
The year was 1947
The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little more than 64 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule…
Brain Transplant
Standard Hospital Pricing Procedure.. In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. ‘I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,’ he said…