At the bar
At The Bar….Having already downed a few power drinks, the lady turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen here, good looking, I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car,…
Billboard Tampa, Florida
Check out a billboard that went up in Tampa. I bet this one gets some attention from people driving by! http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i218/ … G_8168.jpg Replies: Posted by: Stephen C on October 24, 2012, 3:54 pm If the truth hurts …………………..
Essential Truths
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~ Jay Leno The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~ Henry Cate, VII We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public…
WIFE FROM HELL
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,’ I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.’ The driver says, ‘Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating Not…
Chinese Proverb
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. 2012 Update: Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with unlimited free minutes,…
SENIOR BUS TOURS
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After…
Paradoxical Quote of the day from Ben Stein
Paradoxical Quote of The Day From Ben Stein: "Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured… but not everyone must prove they are a citizen." Now add this, "Many of those who refuse,…
Michael Phelps amazing putt
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Obama without a teleprompter
http://www.ijreview.com/2012/10/18265-h … mpilation/ Replies: Posted by: Stickman on October 6, 2012, 1:27 pm Can you imagine what the mainstream media would have done if Bush performed like this? Alas, nothing but excuses from the mainstream media. Posted by: Dice Pilot…
MISINTERPRETATION
I was in a pub last Saturday night, and drank a few, and noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had pretty strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them…