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Rural Pub

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When…

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Church Ladies With Typewriters Are At It Again!

They’re Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins, or were announced in church services: The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ————————– The sermon…

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Why Did Captain Hook Die?

Jock Itch Replies: Posted by: Dr Crapology on January 11, 2012, 12:32 pm Too funny. That must hurt. Doc

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The Deep Voice

A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG! He looks around, nobody’s there. Am I having hallucinations, he wonders? Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG! He digs in the sand with…