Church Ladies With Typewriters
Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: ————————– The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ————————– The sermon this…
Who Is That Woman?
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, ‘Hello.’ He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he asks, ‘Do you know me?’ To which…
A Brain Study
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did. I was able to read it right away, and finished the eye test quickly. Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD you have a…
JANUARY 2013
The concensus this month was to award the POM without a POD. We hope that many more members will be posting. Congratulations RichardM. Goddess The POM goes to RichardM for his post that brought up a relatively new topic. Table…
Texting Codes For Seniors
Texting codes for seniors (Or us old Fogey’s with mobiles) Young people have theirs, Now Seniors have their own texting codes: * ATD- At the Doctor’s * BFF – Best Friends Funeral * BTW- Bring the Wheelchair * BYOT –…
DECEMBER 2012
This month the vote was unanimous for two good posts that generated a lot of interesting responses. Congratulations to Cmcierra and PatS. Goddess POM: Cmcierra for his post, "Very Unprofessional Dealer" viewtopic.php?f=5&t=2793#p11156 POD: PatS for his post, "Just Don’t Make…
Jewish Wisdom
I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up. They have no holidays. -Henny Youngman Look at Jewish history. Unrelieved lamenting would be intolerable. So, for every ten Jews beating their breasts, God designated one to be crazy…
AC REPORTS 11/27-11/29 and 12/10-12/13
Sandtrap, Jack and I arrived Tuesday, 11/27 to our regular casino hotel. At the registration desk, we were handed a letter stating that the rooms would be without power between midnight and 6am every night. But not to worry. We…