Men Are Just Happier People
Men Are Just Happier People NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat…
Older Than Dirt Quiz
Older Than Dirt Quiz: Count all the ones that you remember, not the ones you were told about. Ratings at the bottom. 1. Sweet cigarettes 2. Coffee shops with juke boxes 3. Home milk delivery in glass bottles 4. Party…
Growing Up Isn't What It Used To Be
Someone asked the other day, ‘What was your favourite ‘fast food’ when you were growing up?’ ‘We didn’t have fast food when I was growing up,’ I informed him. ‘All the food was slow.’ ‘C’mon, seriously.. Where did you eat?’…
Senior Texting Codes
Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes: * ATD- At the Doctor’s * BFF – Best Friends Funeral * BTW- Bring the Wheelchair * BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth * CBM- Covered by Medicare *…
Happy Birthday Dom!
Happy Belated Birthday Dom. (Sorry I missed it yesterday.) Hope you had a wonderful day! Goddess Replies: Posted by: Greenskeeper on March 4, 2014, 1:44 pm Happy Birthday Dom! Sorry I won’t be in AC this time around. I’ll have…
The Old Helicopter Pilot
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired helicopter pilot in his mid-sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. The circus owner…
AC REPORT 2/15-2/20/2014
We actually left home on Saturday, 2/15, to get away from another snow fall. We went to Cape May for an antique show on Saturday, and a wine festival at the Hawk Haven Winery on Sunday. The winery had a…
AC REPORT 1/28-1/31/2014
We returned Friday from another session in AC. One of the things I love about going there is how many of the dealers and supervisors go up to Sandtrap to ask how he is, and tell him how wonderful he…
Dogs Welcome
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved….